Kelly Jordan

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Kelly Jordan
Kelly in 2023
Kelly Marie Lambert

(1984-01-08) January 8, 1984 (age 40)
Georgetown, South Carolina
Other namesSmelly Kelly
Kelly the Cunt (named by PKA)
Mrs Wings
The Lean Cuisine Queen (self-styled)
Kel the Southern Belle (self-styled)
The Stench
Height5 ft 6 in (1.68 m)
(m. 2020)
Parent(s)Charles William Lambert Jr
Maxine C Lambert

Kelly Jordan, also known as Mrs Wings, is the wife of WingsOfRedemption and member of the Sampit Pentecostal Holiness Church. Formerly an insurance clerk, Kelly is now unemployed and lives off her husband, who in turn lives off the charity of others. Wings proposed to Kelly by buying chic-fil-a and proposing to her in the middle of the hospital office. It is unknown if he was able to kneel.

In 2020, Kelly started a YouTube vlog series called "Fit Before 40", where she documented her journey toward her optimistic goal of reaching a healthy weight before turning 40 years old. In January 2024, just days before turning 40, Kelly decided to forego the traditional “forky put-down” method of weight loss in favour of the tried and true gastric sleeve, becoming the second Modular Mansion resident to receive the surgical procedure.